In Hell

A man,in his 40's,suddenly dies and finds himself in hell.The devil comes to greet him.
D: Welcome,welcome.You probably noticed by now,you're in hell.
M: Uh,yeah,bummer
D: Oh,hell's not so bad.For one thing,it's always warm here,you'll never be cold
M: Hmm,that's true
D: And we do lots of fun things here.For instance,do you like gambling?
M: YEAH!
D: Well,Mondaynight is gamblingnight!
M:Cool!
D: Do you like drinking?Whisky,wodka,rum,ya know
M: HELL YEAH!
D: Well,Tuesdaynight is drink all you can.Who cares,you're allready dead!
M:Wooohoooo!
D: Do you like smoking?
M: Uh!How do you think I died?
D: Well,Wednesdaynight we smoke all the best cigarettess,cigars and herbs.Who cares,you're allready dead!
M:Wow man!Hell sure ain't all that bad
D: Now,do you happen to be gay?
M: WHAAAAAT?No way man,I'm as hetero as they come
D: OUCH!You're gonna hate Thursdays....

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